I can always use a little laugh...

I can always use a little laugh to give me a boost. Thought maybe I'd share some thoughts that make me laugh.

* I think part of a best friends job should be to clean out your closet and clear your computer history when you die.

* Map Quest really needs to start the directions at #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

* Bad decisions make good stories.

* Can we just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to restart my collection... again.

* "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means: I will never wash this - ever.

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

* I keep peoples phone numbers in my phone so I know not to answer when they call.

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any giving Friday or Saturday night begin with Bud Light than with Kay.

* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no clue what the heck was going on.

* I would rather try to carry 10 oversized grocery bags in than take 2 trips. 

* I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

* How many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you didn't hear or understand a word they said?

* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you're going to die after you realize you tipped you chair just a little too far back.

* Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a purse or pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'd bet my ass everyone can push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 second, eyes closed, first time, every time.

Smile. :)

- From a post on pinterst:)